King and Queen of The Douchebags

I pride myself in never seeing one second of this show called The Hills on MTV. From what I can tell it is a lame ass show that follows around 6-8 pampered socialites who have no grasp at all on the real world, but think their life is so hard.

Their life consists of Shopping, Drinking frozen lattes, crying, partying and dealing with "Drama"

Drama my ass...OH NO BRODY Is gonna be at the party I don't know how I'm gonna live! /buys $5,000 in shoes and drives home in my lexus to go to my "job" which is getting payed 10 grand to drink at a club.

Oh such drama....Try feeding a family on a low paying job that you actually work 60+ hours a week you spoiled cunt.

Anyway the WORST of them all is the super king and queen "Heidi and Spencer" Now I will admit I am a sucker for Celeb Gossip but I have no fucking idea how these two twats make money or are famous in anyway. the absolute shitfuck of it all is that everytime they are doing anything remedial like grocery shopping, going to a ball game, going to the park, looking at homes. it turns into this giant lame ass photo shoot. Porn scripts are less set up than these phonies.

Here are some "Highlights"

OMG WUR LOOKIN AT HOMEZ!

























LOOK AT US WITH THE COMMONERS AT A DODGERS GAME (note how they are standing in front of the people who paid hard earned dollars for seats to enjoy a game...SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU FUCKTARDS!)

























HAPPY MOTHERS DAY OMG LOOK AT THIS GIANT CARD




















WE LUV USA LOOK AT US IN DC























ZOMG I totally didnt know you were getting me these 2000 dollar shoes!!!

























GAWD!!!!!! It's like their whole god damn life is staged. Pamela Andersons Tits are more real than these two.


BONUS:
If you have lasted this long, Click here to enjoy Heidi's music video debut which too me looks like the same thing I would see on USA Network at 2:30 in the morning, the whole time I'm waiting for...WE'RE WAITING FOR YOU and a 1-900 number to pop up at the bottom.