Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Funny the exact same thing happens to women.....

When I stick my "wunder boner" into them........

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"My wife would like that."

Yes, yes I bet she would.

Monday, December 15, 2008

This morning, I raised a barn before sun up....

So my work has a beard growing contest going for charity (

well I had a total scruff shoe bomber beard going and it was bugging the crap out of me. So rather than concede the inevitable defeat, I just trimmed it up and holy shit I know look like I should live in Southern Pennsylvania.

I suddenly have the urge to make things out of wood.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Let it Glow! Let it Glow! Let it Glow!

Its Christmas time and so that means the the West family Casa is full blown FELIZ NAVIDAD'ED

I've always liked Christmas but now with the little ones the magic is back more than before and I have my own pad to decorate. I will always light up my house for the month of December for the holidays. It sucks that especially now with everyone price conscious that you don't see neighborhoods lit up with lights. I enjoy going with the family on nights in December and cruising around neighborhoods to see lights. (We just did it Sunday) and that brings me to today's rant on the new trend in holiday lighting. LEDs.

I fucking HATE these lights, yes I know they are energy efficient but fuck them right in their little stupid LED faces.

A house should GLOW with Christmas Lights

Good House (Mine of course)

Look at that shit glow with epic Griswaldian C9 lights.
(yes I know a lot of people hate the blowups but fuck you my daughter likes it so breathe a dick.)

Now compare that to this example of a shit hole LED house:

Wow Nice lights...You look like a convenience store or a bowling alley.
(ps. BLUE IS NOT A CHRISTMAS COLOR...FUCK OFF BLUE, you are not welcome in strands, only sparingly in a multi lit set.)

As you can see these lights sucks as much as they shine, with the intensity of a thousand suns. I mean that house looks like something from Tron, not a festive glowing house of Christmas Cheer.
You might as well string up EAT AT JOE'S on your roof rather than Merry Christmas.

Fuck You LEDs