If you wanna bake a pretty cake

YA gotta do the cooking by the book!



BRILLIANT!

RAGE BUILDING

what an asshole of a parent, I hope this video gets somewhere and they take this guys kid away. I don't give a shit if he's smiling at the end its probably from the brain damage of his brain sloshing around


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Thanks a lot JERK!

So my wife recently put me on to google's RSS reader site
http://www.google.com/reader

and HOLY CRAP! I am addicted (not so much as my wife who is probably reading this post RIGHT NOW. GET BACK TO WORK!..lol )

It makes browsing the webs a lot more convenient and efficient no more pesky clicking bookmarks and "surfing" from site to site, I now have it refreshed and updated with pretty much every site's RSS feed that I visit. The interface is very intuitive (such as marking an article read as you scroll thru it) and all in all makes it a quick and easy way to check out the sites. Plus its not just some shitty blurp, its the actual pretty much full article you would see on the site, then you can click to it if there is more after the "jump"

I even added a "subscribe" link on my bookmark toolbar in firefox so that if I am on a new site I like, I can just click that and it will add it to my reader

I'm sure there are a ton more features that I will be sure to play around with to make it even better. Be sure to check it out!

BLOOP!

Yes tonight I am embarrassed to admit I went achievement whoring on my xbox 360. Now if you are unaware, the Achievement system is a system setup for all 360 games where you receive them for completing certain tasks in games. Some simple (YOU TURNED ON THE GAME!) to ridiculously hard(beat the hardest fucking song ever on 100% on extreme rape difficulty in Guitar Hero III)

Now Its always nice to hear the trademark ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED sound heard here (BLOOP)

But it was never something I sat down and said "I am getting these tonight." Not anymore.

I was talking with my buddy Dan and he said after I had told him I got 2 achievements and 75 pts in a baseball game that he needed to stay way ahead of me so he worked extra hard today and got another achievement. I told him you know what I'm whoring tonight. It was the 1st time I went to play just to get achievements and not just have fun.

I fired up my old football game, put it on rookie tard master level and got to work. 1st up, some passing and scoring achievements. I hit the field as Tom "Jesus" Brady and unleashed play action pass after play action pass to Randy Moss. It was so rediculously easy.

Complete a 90 Yd pass, BLOOP! 30 pts
then thru the course of the game which I ended up winning 105-10 (I gave them a TD to get the ball back) BLOOP, BLOOP, BLOOP, BLOOP
Score 84 pts in a 5 min quarter game
throw for 500 yds passing
have 650 yds of offense
(Brady was 18-21 for 701 yds and 10 TDS...lol)
Bam game over and 160 pts in my hand

Now its time to get a couple more out of the way for running. new game, this time Im unleashing reggie bush.

I needed the 100% pass completion in a game one so I threw a quick dump pass right away, never to pass again in the game...1-1 11 yds passing

next I needed 40 rushing attempts in a game by 1 player. I fed the defense a healthy dose of Bush(LOL) and got the 40 attempts.

I had tried getting the average 20 yds rushing in a game with 3 backs but kept getting stopped short. Closest I had was a guy 3 carries for 19 yds, Yawn not even close. oh well 2 isnt bad. they score a late td with 7 seconds left and kick the ball to me, I run out of bounds at the 7 and run 1 last play with the back..Oh man I got a block, broken tackle! HE....COULD....GO...ALLL.THE.....WAYYYYYYYY YAYYYYYYYYYY 93 YD RUNNING TD AT THE END AND IT GAVE MY GUY A 22 YDS PER CARRY AVERAGE 1 MORE 25 PT ACHIEVEMENT!!!!!!!!

So I now only have 2 achievements left in that game but for the night I grabbed 8 achievements and 225 pts....not a bad night for a dirty achievement whore

Check my stats below

http://live.xbox.com/member/Nyck1118

Keeping with the Jesus Theme: Piano Edition

I started Piano lessson's last week. I am being taught by an 18 yr old who is droppin' knowledge on me (I have no age bias).

I have a lot to learn (reading music, etc) I have learned some very basic songs (mostly Christmas since they are so easy) I can also play the Start to Fur Elise and use my left hand...Giggity

Now it's not a lot and I have never been musically gifted but the shear fact that I can touch a piano and make it sound like nice music and not just a cat walking across a keyboard.

Maybe at some point I'll record some of my stuff to show you what I've learned.

Probably not though

Thank Jebus for DVR

Man I thank the GODS Above that they invented DVR. Its Fall and shows I watch or want to watch are coming back like a bad case of gonorrhea. Not only that but the sheer number of them makes me feel like a massive loser. Thankfully DVR lets me back catalog them

So a list (as if you give a shit)

Big Bang Theory
How I Met your Mother
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Chuck
Heroes
Prison Break
Entourage
True Blood
Dexter
Fringe
My Name is Earl
The Office
30 Rock
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Life

Then later:
Lost
24
Battlestar Galactica

This isnt throwing in shitty guilty pleasure reality tv like America's got Talent and American Idol.

The wife bot also has a few shows she likes such as Army Wives, Lipstick Jungle and Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.

Luckily the lions are inhaling massive amounts of schlong this year so that frees up a couple hours of time on the weekend

In Conclusion, Yes I am a massive loser and my DVR will be melting into a smoldering mass this season.

Jesus is My Friend

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Enough Said.